BLAHBLITTY’S CP CHEATS!!!

There are TV shows. This is my computer show. I made a post about it then i realized, this is actually fun and is a great cure for my boredom. once you start reading it, youll be thinking, this is boring and stupid. well its fun sometimes! So here it is. PS i deleted that post so i could move it to this page.
Dun! Dun dun dun dun dee dee dee doo doo doo dooooop! It’s time for an all-new episode of…
STUFF THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!! (whoooo)
Me: Today’s episode is about club Penguin. what do you have to say about it, Otherperson?
Otherperson: Hmm, one of the most popular virtual worlds on the internet for kids? I’d have to say it’s very eye-catching and creative. You?
Me: Addicting! OP, It’s seriously addicting. What more could you want ? You can dress up, buy stuff, decorate, get friends, play games…and the best part, it’s a way to be yourself without people knowing who you are. Say embarassing stuff! No one’s gonna know who it is! “Bloogawoogaooga!”
OP: Totally. You can head down to the beach for some fun in the sun, or chow down at the pizza parlor for lunch.
Me: That reminds me, I just ordered a BBQ Chicken pizza. I think it’s here. Lunch?
OP: You know it! What are we gonna do about the show?
Me: Err, hey viewers! You should either get your butt off in front of the computer and go get some exercise in the fresh cheesey air! I mean, bbq air! I mean, summer crust! air! Or you can enjoy this message from our sponsor!

Pappy’s Pizzeria! (does this place exist?!) Where you can get pizza! Open 24 hours a day, batteries not included, not recommended for ages 3 and up.
Me: OK, back to the show. In club penguin you are a penguin. You can buy pets called puffles. Speaking of puffles, I gotta use the bathroom. Take over, OP!
OP: Wait, what does that have to do with-aw, whatever. Anywho, Club Penguin was made after penguin chat, a virtual world. club penguin is the new and improved version.
Me: Back! piepipiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie.
OP: Take this! creditcreditcreditcreditcreditcreditCARD! Whoo!
Me: Jello.
OP: You win. sniffsniff hey do you smell something burning?
Me: Um, your career if we dont finish this show?
OP: what did you do to the pizza?
Me: Burp. ate it! Then i put the rest in the oven to keep it warm for Mr. Director.
OP: Tada! Thanks for watching this episode of….
Audience and OP and Me: STUFF THAT DOESNT MATTER! WHOOOO!!!