BLAHBLITTY’S CP CHEATS!!!

Hey, bored peoplez!

Here’s a little thing i liek to call, “Medicine for bored peoplez that wil make them unbored.”

OK, here are some great pranks (everyone likes pranks right?!) for anyone, even little toddlers! (they’d better know how to read or they’d be putting fake slime up their nose)

MOUSE TRAP

This is for people who go on the computer allllll the time. OK. So it’s so simple anyone could do it. You take a post-it note, piece of paper, anything like that and just stick it over the red light on the bottom of the mouse. try it, seriously, the post-it note stops the mouse from moving. You can move the mouse all you want but the cursor on the screen is just sitting there. someone i knew tried it and her dad actually called the company!!

COLD CEREAL

If you have a stupid but annoying lil sib, offer to make them breakfast. THE NIGHT BEFORE you must fill a bowl of water and put the bowl in the freezer. Make the bowl liek a crereal bowl. When your lil sib agrees for a free breakfast, tell him to go in his room and play with his broken barbies. then take out the frozen bowl and quickly wrap a towel around the bowl so that the bowl will feel normal but it will still be ice inside. while the towel is wrapped around the bowl then take out some of your lil sib’s fave cereal and cover the ice in it, so that it looks like it is cereal. Then walk into LS (lil sib)’s room but stop at the doorway and remove the towel. If it is still cold then try blowdrying the outside of the bowl for about ten seconds. When the bowl is ready give your LS his/her ‘cereal’. when he realizes its ice, then start laughing and laughing. when you finish laughing charge him twenty bucks.

MILK OF REVENGE

Everyone’s had those times when a friend or relative betrays you. When that happens, there’s always time to plan a prank. which is why you’re readign this right? OK, take a milk carton and fill it with, of course, milk. Then take some cookie crumbs and dump them into the milk carton. Take some gummi bears and somehow crush them and smush them, into little globs. Put them into the milk. Then melt some chocolate and pour it into the milk. Then here’s the best part-take the carton of milk and pour it into a cup, swishing it around first. Warm up teh cup in a microwave (remember, no metal cups unless you want to blow up your house) for about two minutes and when its done wait for it to cool and take an oven mitt and pour the contents back into the carton. put the milk carton away for a sec, probably in the oven to keep it warm. then take a bowl and put in abuot two or three spoobnfuls of creamy peanut butter, then two or three spoonfuls of jelly. mix together. when the contants are done, pour the warm milk into the bowl of PB&J,  then take another milk carton (i forgot to tell you this, but use the MINI milk cartons, about the size they serve at schools) and fill it with regular milk. (you can make it chocolate milk, strawberry milk, as long as YOU like it) Mark the milk carton with your first initial. Make it very small so your friend won’t see it. After the gross milk has the PBJ set in, pour it back into the carton, adding a touch of vinegar. Then take both cartons over to your friends house. Say, “i’m so sorry, I should’ve never gotten mad at you. I brought some milk for us to drink.” (don’t say it too qweirdly, liek ‘i brought some milk for us to drink’ because thats gona sound weird.) Give her the gross carton and drink the good carton. NOTE: IF your friend is allergic to any of these foods, don’t put it in and replace it with something else.

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Ingreadiants: A smart brain, an annoying neighbor, jalapeno peppers, orange food coloring

Directions: Take a blender and put the peppers in. after making the spicy smoothie, add some hot sauce. add orange food coloring. Take it to the neighbor. Say “I made this just for you, I knwo you liek peaches.” IF your neighbor says he doesn’t like peaches say “Well, it doesn’t taste a lot liek peaches. IT tastes good.” before your neighbor asks any more questions shove the straw in his mouth and run away. watch from a window.