Contest Time Again!

This contest is the Embarassing Moments Contest! here’s how to enter.
COMMENT
Name: example
email: example@example.net
URL: example.net
embarassing moment being typed……………………………………………………………….
that’s it! rules:
1. it MUST be true.
2. nothing inappropriate!
the winner will get to pick a prize out of the following:
make a suggestion to me and i will do it unless it is truly horrible. it doesn’t even hafta be about my site.
get to be my email pen pal!! ok i know that was stupid but i seriously have no idea.
(i know what you’re thinking-every time you have a prize for a contest the prize is always something about YOU! why do you think if someone gets to do a few things with/to you that’ll make them happy?! it’s not like you’re a elebrity or anything! well sorry what else am i supposed to do? suggestions please?)
will get their site on my blogroll or have me make a post about how awesome their site is and will also get to make me tell alll by bloggery buds bout it.
i realize that even if you don’t want your stinkin prize you wanna tell me your stinkin story. i admit if there was a thing like that id wanna do it not just for the prize but cause it sounds fun right?! so you can do that and all. but if you wanna tell me and only me the story you can do that just leave a comment and i will figure out a way.
so to be fair i will ell you my story. its not gonna be entered or anything.
this also goes to show you that embarassing storioes are supremely funny afterwards when you look back at it.
once a few years ago i lost my homework at home so i spent all day looking or it. then i decided to take a break and use the computer so i was rolling around the chair (you know the kind with wheels on it) and then later i found out the dirty chair wheels had been rollin on my lost homework!!! so i picked it up and there were dirty wheel marks all over it and the whole paper was like, BROWN!! but i couldn’t make a copy and it was due tomorrow plus it was really late so i turned it in the next day and while the teacher was collecting our homework she was all like “blahblitty (ok she said my real name duh) you need to get more organized.” i thought “ok that wasn’t so bad” but then that afternoon i saw that she had tacked up my assignment smack in the middle of the board and she had marked a big red zero in the middle!!!! everyone could see that dirty paper i had turned in and then right in front of the class she said “blahblitty, turn this paper in by tomorrow or else you get a zero” and handed me a new one. AUGH
see now that was much funnier than when i was actually there, being the embarrass-ee.
the three categories are:
best overall
most hylerical (hilarious+hysterical=hylerical. ive been saying that lately, thought it ws nice)
most embarassing-sounding
best overall will get to pick the prize first. then most hylerical. the last choice will go to most embarassing-sounding.
the contest is on!
PS this contest will last for about 3 months since i barely ever get any entries. so
last chance to enter will be september first!